a colored spectrum

Cats chasing butterflies

Silly cats love to play with butteflies.
For some unknown, never-to-be-understood reason.

chase. swap their paws at the colorful mini flutters.
chase. jump. swap again. pounce. swap again.
whee!!! they don't see where they are going.
run somemore. follows where the butterflies flutter.
play play play.
jump lightly and happen to innocently fall off the window ledge.
drop 10 feet down.

"piak!!!" onto the flat ground.

THE END.

i am quite amazed by how i manage to cheat death miraculously (once again for the 4th time in my life within the last 8 years) today.... probably God doens't want me in His house so soon.

why? becuase, i will wreak havoc lah! moreover, i am so whiney.... He and the rest of the angels and saints would then have to stuff peanuts into their ears permanently to relieve themselves of some serenity while i go whine to the Lucifer (the fallen angel) all my self-confusing troubles... by then, Lucifer would have been driven neurotic by my insatiable contradictory rants spurned by random atomic nuke-like thoughts bombarding every pocket of air.

imagine Lucifer chewing his devil's tail quietly in a corner.
imagine God, angels and Saints with stuffed peanut ears, practicing the art of indifferences and oblivion.

Heaven must be spun out of cotton candy and the only food they eat are bagels with Philedelphia cream cheese spread.

What happened today (unsuccessful attempt to die #4)

i was travelling up the escalator at Eunos mrt when i realized that i had left my cell phone with my Dad's friend below. so, i stuck out my head to call out to him, yelling that my mobile is in his plastic bag thus wait up for me.

up and up went the escalator.

didn't realize that my head was being stuck out too far for safety comfort.
almost got my head wedged between the escalator and the ceiling.

sigh.... looks like i am still quite a long way to the Darwin's award.
in case you didn't know, Darwin Award is an annual international competition, judging the winner of the world's stupidest death. applause to the courage of potential wipe-outs.

Silly cats court their own stunned deaths.

Dumb dogs plunge into deep waters and drown.

Anything with feathers are meant to be barbequed.

Msg of the day:

NUS Year 2 Sem 1 Day 1 --- Everything is still quite the same. just really glad to be back at the old grind. looking forward to school after a very long brainless idling break. try out the sandwich at THE DECK. new stall and quite good. $2.60 for take-away.

posted by Veen @ 09:09